1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:05,172 [J.D.] There are three different kinds of relationships: new and exciting… 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,882 Would you like some help with the laundry? 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,133 Yeah, that'd be nice. 4 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,218 Well, these are dirty. 5 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,055 I'd like to request the gentle cycle, please. 6 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,015 [both laugh] 7 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,517 Get over there. 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,935 [J.D.] Old and predictable… 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,480 -Turk, help me with the laundry, please. -Yeah. Absolutely. 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,442 Yes, whoo! He picked it up, babe. He picked it up. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,736 [J.D.] And whatever the hell Elliot was in. 12 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:31,657 Did your boring-ass pilot boyfriend send you another picture of socks? 13 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,200 Wes isn't boring, Carla. 14 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,661 He's wondering if these socks he's thinking of buying are black enough. 15 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,246 Apparently there's something called pilot's black. 16 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,997 It's like a little blacker than regular black. 17 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,415 Oh, my God, he's so boring, 18 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,252 -and I am officially single. -[text message tone] 19 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,587 Ugh! I remember what it was like to be single. 20 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,131 I'm on the other side of that now and it is glorious. 21 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,592 You've been with Charlie for, like, four weeks, J.D. 22 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,387 I'm sorry, Elliot. I'll try not to act too happy in front of you. 23 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,430 Who's ready for our surprise date? 24 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:56,640 [grunts] Hey. 25 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,476 Um, babe, I just promised Elliot I wouldn't rub our joy in her face. 26 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,520 I wish you would've told me that before I mounted you. 27 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,981 Okay, I think if we just back away, she won't notice. 28 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,069 Wow, look at the little baby sharks. 29 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,821 -Look. There's a diver. -[chuckles] Oh! 30 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,030 [J.D.] This guy's got jokes. 31 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:14,241 Yeah, we get it. You've got a cool job. 32 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,617 Nobody cares. 33 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,702 J.D.? 34 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,786 Sean? 35 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,539 That's Sean, Elliot's ex. 36 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:24,167 I sabotaged their relationship and maybe ruined his life. Just go with it. 37 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,420 -Sean. Hey, man. -J.D. 38 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,504 Good to see you, man. 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,214 -This is Charlie. -Nice to meet you, Charlie. 40 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,216 What are you doing here? I thought you worked at SeaWorld. 41 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,970 No, I quit. Turns out the orcas did not like living in captivity. 42 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,138 -Oh, no. -No way. 43 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,681 The whole time we thought they were smiling, 44 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,099 but that's how their mouths are shaped. 45 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,436 [J.D.] This had to be fate. Elliot deserves a little happiness. 46 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,062 Wow, you have beautiful green eyes. 47 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,315 -No, they're contacts. -Actually, J.D., they're not. 48 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,816 Actually, Sean, they are. 49 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,571 Okay, Elliot, I know I'm supposed to say, "Whenever you're ready to get out there," 50 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:57,284 but Dr. Viener dyed his hair and suddenly has spin class calves. 51 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,577 Yeah, I've seen his calves, Carla, 52 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,163 but unfortunately they're attached to that dead weight of a romantic partner. 53 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,707 Oh, come on, don't you want true love? 54 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,791 -Turk! -Mmm? 55 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,001 Don't forget about couples therapy. 56 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,130 [in Spanish] 57 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,383 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,136 Don't you want to be happy like we are? 59 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,306 No, it took me forever to get it together after the divorce, Carla. 60 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,600 I can't go back to CrossFit. They make you flip tires. 61 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,853 Look, I just want to focus on taking the next big step in my career 62 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,480 without getting distracted by a bunch of-- 63 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,023 [J.D.] Look who I found. 64 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,983 [celestial vocalizing] 65 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,320 …feelings. 66 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,739 -Hey, Elliot. -Sean? 67 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,659 Well, aren't you guys gonna have a hug? 68 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,910 -[Sean] Yeah, of course. -Oh! 69 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,703 -Hey. -Hey, Sean. 70 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:42,996 -Hi. -[chuckling] 71 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,414 Ah, together again-- 72 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,707 [groans] 73 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:49,419 ♪ I can't do this all on my own ♪ 74 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,923 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 75 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,719 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 76 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,057 Wow, Elliot, you look exactly like I imagined. 77 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,518 But not-not that I imagined you often, 78 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,437 just, you know, the normal amount. I'm sorry, that came out creepy. 79 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,897 Creepy would be figuring out where you lived 80 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,649 then looking up the price on Zillow, which I've never done, 81 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,442 and if I did, I would never say how impressed I was. 82 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,904 I do not understand how straight white people manage to procreate. 83 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,281 Well, I do. Watch me work some white magic. 84 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:22,577 Hey, you two should totes go get some iced matcha lattes. 85 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,121 Oh! 86 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,456 I would love to, but I'm super busy. 87 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,582 I'll have an intern cover you. 88 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,251 Great, thanks. Good, good, good, good. 89 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,712 I'll meet you in the cafeteria. I just have to check on one patient. 90 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:33,797 Yeah, no, me too. 91 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,049 It's this depressed penguin who found out about climate change, 92 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,426 and we're concerned he's going to tell the others. 93 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,763 [J.D.] Every hospital has patients that have been here so long, 94 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,181 they become like family. 95 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,018 So, we'll recheck your blood cultures to make sure the infection is clearing. 96 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,270 That sound good, Lillian? 97 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,940 -Lillian? -I'm not dead. 98 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,734 -Oh, good. -You remind me of my son Steven. 99 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:58,530 He has such beautiful eyes just like yours. 100 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,657 They got nothing on your big beautiful blues, Lillian. 101 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,451 [laughing] Oh! 102 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,244 Do I, uh, remind you of anyone, Lillian? 103 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,621 No one I think you'll find flattering, dear. 104 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,124 Well, yeah. Huh. 105 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,085 You know who I think you look like, Dr. Dorian? 106 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,545 One of those old movie stars 107 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,797 who tap danced and sang their way into our hearts. 108 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,674 [J.D.] Don't let him know how much you love that. 109 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,718 -What do you want, Blake? -Okay, so I'm applying 110 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,345 for this accelerated interventional cardiology fellowship. 111 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,723 Is there any chance that you could write me a recommendation letter? 112 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,183 Blake, my boy, 113 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,811 not only will I write your recommendation, I will delve into the man you are 114 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,772 and the man you shall become. 115 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,691 With the power of my quill, I shall weave-- 116 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,028 It's actually just an online form. I'll send you the link. 117 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,655 -Oh. Good, good, good. Easy then. -Yeah. 118 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,575 I would not have done that. 119 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,368 Why? Blake's actually a really good doctor. 120 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:49,790 Yes, I know, but cardiology requires a special type of physician. 121 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,374 I feel like you're just giving him false hope. 122 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,961 Like my dad, when he told me my dog, Puddles, had been "discovered" 123 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,463 and was moving to Hollywood. 124 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,760 I watched 88 dog films over the course of 13 years 125 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,346 till one day my dad finally admitted 126 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,389 that Puddles had to be put to sleep 127 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,808 -when he bit our neighbor. -[sighs] 128 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,353 But what no one knows is that I told Puddles to bite that prick. 129 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,437 Why would you do that? 130 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,774 His backyard was filled with my baseballs that he refused to throw back over. 131 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,986 So yeah, you're right, I said, "Puddles, attack," and he did, hard. 132 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,906 It was really bad, and I carry that guilt every day. 133 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,786 He was a really good boy. You would have loved him. 134 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,373 And I'm not lying and sending Blake to Hollywood. 135 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,792 I won't do that, sir. 136 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,169 Uh, Grant, how long have you been on call? 137 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,838 Thirty-four hours. 138 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,966 -I think you should get some sleep. -[sobbing] I'm so tired, dude. 139 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:45,262 I think it's safe to say that's too much. Why don't you just go lie down? 140 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:49,349 Okay, this is a safe space. No wrong answers, just honesty. 141 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:53,687 And let's remember to use the "when you… I feel" sentence structure. 142 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,023 When you aren't even married, I feel like you can't tell us what to do. 143 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,817 -Turk. -What? She said, "Be honest." 144 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,111 Mmm. Carla, go ahead. 145 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:06,950 Turk, when you don't help me around the house, I feel exhausted. 146 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,326 We're all tired, babe. 147 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,454 And I feel like never having sex with you again. 148 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,415 Doctor. 149 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,375 I don't get it. Chore play? 150 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:18,920 Chore play. It's basically foreplay, but with chores. 151 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,755 -Mmm. -Dr. Sherman seems to think 152 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,967 that Carla will get in the mood if I take things off of her plate. 153 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,303 So basically I gotta take out the trash if I wanna smash. 154 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,971 -Mmm. -I gotta mop the floor 155 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,140 -if I wanna drop them drawers. -Mmm. 156 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,311 I gotta put the dishes on the rack if I wanna hit it from the back. 157 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,063 -[laughs] You're on fire. -Yeah. 158 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:41,026 You better set the dryer to spin if you're trying to go in. 159 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,028 -J.D., that's my wife. -Oh. My bad. 160 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,573 So, Audrey, I see you've been experiencing chronic pain. 161 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,159 All the doctors I've seen said it's just bad cramps, 162 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,369 but now I feel pain in my chest and my stomach. 163 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,747 And it says you've also had bladder and bowel discomfort. 164 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,832 -Can you believe I'm single? -[laughs] 165 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,459 Oh, and my wrist is killing me. 166 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,211 Well, seven years of chronic pain with no answers is too long. 167 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,006 So starting now, you are my only priority. 168 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,966 Dr. Reid, Dr. Dorian told me to take over 169 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,218 'cause you have romantic "bidness" to tend to. 170 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,345 -His words. -Tosh! 171 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,181 Audrey, I promise you the only romantic "bidness" I have 172 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,724 is with your debilitating pain. 173 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:16,436 I am going to wine-and-dine it, take it home with me, throw it on my desk, 174 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,854 and work it all night long. 175 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,566 Yep, too far. Dr. Tosh, could you just run these tests, please? 176 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,692 Yeah. 177 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,945 [Turk] Those are the details. It's now on you. What's our first course of action? 178 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,865 Well, every case is unique, but I think I have a path through. 179 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,660 You don't want to have to do the dishes every time you're trying to get some. 180 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,913 My hands are my life, and I'm not risking my hands for sex. 181 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,707 But you can't ignore her needs because that makes you a jerk. 182 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,626 True that. True that. I'm a nice guy. Go on. 183 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,835 You're gonna do all the chores. 184 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,421 -Get the hell out of my OR. -He said get the hell out. 185 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,383 Mimi, please. I'm-I'm good. Thank you. 186 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,220 You're gonna do all the chores, but you're gonna do a terrible job, right? 187 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,181 You get credit for the effort, but you never have to do them again 188 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:56,101 'cause Carla won't want to have to redo all your sloppy work. 189 00:07:56,184 --> 00:08:00,438 It's called weaponized incompetence. It's a thinking man's gaslighting. 190 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:05,151 Mimi, I'm gonna need another 15 minutes to scrub back in because this is happening. 191 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,319 Come here. 192 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,154 Fifteen minutes! 193 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,198 Mimi, use the intercom. 194 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,282 [chuckles] 195 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,285 Fifteen minutes! 196 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,540 Hey, you paged me? 197 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,958 I have something to say to you. 198 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,209 Tell him he runs weird. 199 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,504 You don't give up on people. You help them achieve their goals. 200 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:29,551 Look, I called in a favor with Dr. Turk and asked him to take Blake under his wing 201 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,470 so he can get the surgical skills he needs for that cardiology fellowship. 202 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,847 That's great. 203 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,266 Maybe I'm wrong about Blake. I can admit my flaws. 204 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,350 Like how you run weird? 205 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,728 -What? -Nothing. You're dismissed. 206 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,524 No running, please. Not like that. 207 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,484 So how have you been? How's your family? 208 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,652 Great. My mom's dead. 209 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,154 Hey, my mom's dead too. 210 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,240 I feel a little weird spying on your ex-wife and her ex-boyfriend. 211 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,827 It's not half as weird as your parrot watching us have sex last night. 212 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,288 And yet somebody really stepped up their performance, didn't he? 213 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,041 Well, he kept chanting, "Go, go, go." 214 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,168 -Yeah, 'cause he wanted you to leave. -Oh. 215 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,504 Elliot, I feel like it was fate that I ran into J.D. 216 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,548 because I've never stopped thinking about you. 217 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,926 Very cool. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool. 218 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,345 -Oh! Ah! Okay. -I'm so sorry. 219 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,890 -Did I burn you? Well, I mean… -No, you did not burn me. 220 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,349 -How's it going? -Great. 221 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,934 I wouldn't say that. I think she just tried 222 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,394 to wipe up that coffee with her hair. 223 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,605 [Carla] Oh, it's great to see Elliot like this again. 224 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,815 This is how she gets when she's all up in her feelings. 225 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,650 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed and I'm so sorry. 226 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,446 Hey, um, will you go to dinner with me tonight? 227 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:37,368 I will definitely let you know about that because I gotta get back to work… 228 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,620 -Oh. -…to that patient. 229 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,205 Thank you for the coffee. 230 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,126 -Oh, God, let me help. I'll get that. -Oh, no. I got it, Sean. 231 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,419 -Oh! -Ow! 232 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,047 -I'm just gonna… -That's a lot of tissues there. 233 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,298 Ow! 234 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,094 Uh, if it's easier, just leave the purse and I'll bring it to dinner. 235 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,845 -I'm happy to do that. -I said I got it, Sean. 236 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,972 -Okay. -Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 237 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,895 -Thanks, bye. -Yeah. 238 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:07,857 She's so happy. 239 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,734 -They have such chemistry. -I know. 240 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,819 What? 241 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:17,033 Hey, J.D., I just want to thank you for bringing Elliot back into my life. 242 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,243 Happy to. 243 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,911 Oh, uh… 244 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,288 Ugh. You were going for a handshake, not a hug, weren't you? 245 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,334 Well, I was, but now that we're here, are you screwing with me, man? 246 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,128 -What? -Come on, J.D. 247 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,587 Every time Elliot and I get together, 248 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,005 you get jealous and end up wanting her back. 249 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:35,593 Wow, paranoid much? That only happened, like, three times, Sean. 250 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,719 Come on, J.D. 251 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,930 Do you-- Do you still have feelings for Elliot or not? 252 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,015 It's Lillian. She had a little fall. 253 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:45,311 Oh, thank God. That I'm able to help a sick woman, Sean, 254 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,396 who needs me. 255 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,358 Ugh, don't scare us like that, Lillian. 256 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,570 -Can we do anything for you? -I'd love a martini, two olives. 257 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,780 -Oh, Lillian. -I'm kidding. 258 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,948 Just a cigarette. 259 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,535 Well, it's happy hour somewhere. Why don't we put a double in your IV? 260 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,329 -I'm sorry, dude, that's just not funny. -Oh. 261 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,958 Okay. Well, she's stable, but I'm worried about her mental acuity. 262 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,668 That joke is hilarious. 263 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,503 Thank goodness she's okay. I love that woman. 264 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,922 I'm worried she's getting more and more deconditioned. 265 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,091 Reach out to her family, just in case. 266 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,635 [J.D.] No matter what type of relationship you're in, 267 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,889 if you care about someone, there's a good chance you'll get hurt. 268 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,224 Baby, thank you so much for cleaning. 269 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,226 I've been so tired. 270 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,395 [J.D.] Sometimes they let you down. 271 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,398 [Turk on phone] I made the bed. I folded the laundry. 272 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,442 And did you see how I organized the closet? 273 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:35,987 [groans] 274 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,198 She totally got Indiana Jones-ed by the yoga ball. 275 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,407 -[Blake] Yes, she did. -[laughs] 276 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,827 [J.D.] And sometimes they refuse to even let you in. 277 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,204 Elliot. 278 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,830 Wow, you look… 279 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:46,915 comfortable. 280 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:47,999 Oh, um… 281 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,376 Please, yeah. 282 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:51,920 [Elliot sighs] 283 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,339 [lisping] Listen, Sean… Sorry. 284 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,465 Um… 285 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,926 Mouth guard. I'm a night grinder now. 286 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,010 Oh, it's okay. 287 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,472 I-I use a sleep apnea machine now because I die three times every night. 288 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,350 Which wouldn't be so bad if I were lying next to you. 289 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,101 -That's so sweet. -Well… 290 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,062 But I'm sorry. You have to die alone. 291 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,233 Um, there's so much more that I want to do in my career. 292 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:17,445 And maybe I didn't get to do it because I was always in some messy relationship. 293 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:22,825 And now I'm in a place finally where I can focus on myself and my needs. 294 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,746 And this is not what I need right now. 295 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,830 I'm really sorry. 296 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,006 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! What a rush. -Yeah, you and me both. 297 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800 -Give me some. [grunts, laughs] -Come on. 298 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,385 -Yeah. -Yeah. 299 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:44,138 And that is how you do it. Mentorship. Pass it on. 300 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,933 J.D., that boy sucks. 301 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,101 What? 302 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,478 He's so happy. Look at him. He's Crip walking. 303 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:54,440 I'm telling you, J.D., Blake has what we call in the business "ham hands." 304 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,984 Ham hands. 305 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,778 All right, I'm going in. Nurse, scalpel. 306 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,655 Scalpel. Turk, bread. 307 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,115 Hmm! 308 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,242 -[whirring] -No. 309 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,494 [screaming] 310 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,330 Mmm. Honey "Blaked" Ham. 311 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,085 [J.D.] But what hurts the most is when you realize you have to hurt someone else. 312 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,337 Oh, man. Now he's twerking. 313 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,093 Audrey, so sorry. We still don't have any answers for you, 314 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,387 -but-- -It's all good. This is how it goes. 315 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,264 Well, I'm gonna hit it. [sighs] 316 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,016 Uh, can I just take this IV home with me, 317 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,893 or is it like a grocery cart situation where the wheels lock up? 318 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,270 I know you've heard this all before, 319 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,022 but I spent the night going over your history. 320 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,774 -There's one more test I want to run. -I don't know. 321 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,944 Wait, Dr. Reid is one of the best doctors in this hospital. 322 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,029 Let her cook. 323 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,365 Babe. Baby. 324 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,700 Reel me in. 325 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,285 -[imitates whipping] -Oh! 326 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,329 -[imitates whirring] -Oh, no. Oh! Oh! 327 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,248 You see that? You see that? 328 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332 [both laughing] 329 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,626 Catch and release. 330 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,882 Ooh, somebody had herself some marital relations. 331 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,259 He cleaned the whole house by himself. 332 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,012 It was a terrible job, but he tried. 333 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,430 [Mimi] Mm-hmm. 334 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,933 -You made a noise. -No, I didn't. Mmm. 335 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,685 -There it is. -I heard it. Spill. 336 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,396 No. Dr. Turk is my boss, 337 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,441 and if there's one thing that I stand on, it's loyalty. 338 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,193 Mimi, nurse's code. 339 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,444 Mmm… 340 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,362 Latina code. 341 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,948 He's screwing up the chores on purpose so you'll never ask him to do it again. 342 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,909 It's called weaponized incompetence. 343 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,746 I'm a snitch. 344 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,333 Hey, man, when I asked you to coffee, I really thought I'd be paying, 345 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,168 but I always forget my wallet in my locker. 346 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,670 Man, it's no problem. I was happy to buy, right? 347 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,465 The way you and J.D. have supported me has been incredible. 348 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,801 You know what would be even more incredible? 349 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,220 Not supporting you. 350 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:48,930 What? 351 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,932 Okay, J.D. won't tell you this, but I will. 352 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,102 You are not cut out for interventional cardiology. 353 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,939 There, I said it. It's no biggie. Now you can pivot. 354 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,942 How about a "you're welcome" fist bump? 355 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,740 You know, when I was taking care of my mom as she was dying… 356 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,368 -Oh, no. -…I got an extra five years with her 357 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,453 because of the cardiologist who treated her. 358 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,580 It's the reason I got into medicine. 359 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,709 You know, I told her I was going to go into cardiology to honor her, 360 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,463 and now that's not even going to happen. 361 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,635 Look what I found. 362 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,887 There you are. 363 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,431 So, how was your date? 364 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,559 Amazing. We had crazy sex in a Waymo. 365 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,645 What? I told you that was my fantasy. Did you pretend to be locked in? 366 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,648 No, I didn't go, J.D. I stayed home and worked on my patient case. 367 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,776 And I'm glad I did. Come watch. You're gonna want to publish this. 368 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,073 -Babe, what are you doing? -What? 369 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,783 That's my autographed Dream Team jersey, 370 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,994 and you're getting your skin oils and flakes all over it. 371 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,370 -This? -Yeah. 372 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,956 Oh, I got my scrubs dirty, so I borrowed it. 373 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,499 -Is that a problem? -Yeah. Take it off. 374 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,668 I'm sorry. You know, I must have brain damage 375 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,753 from getting hit in the head by a yoga ball. 376 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,963 What? 377 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,756 I know what you did, Christopher. 378 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,426 -What are you talking about? -Weaponized incompetence? 379 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,969 Mimi, how could you? 380 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,305 I'm easily swayed. It was on my resume. 381 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,431 You snitch! 382 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,975 Endometriosis. 383 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,436 -What? -It's what's causing all your pain. 384 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,148 It can go undetected for years because it can be really hard to spot on imaging. 385 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,358 -But you found it in my wrist. -Yes. 386 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:28,112 It's rare, but the tissue can travel from the uterus to other parts of the body. 387 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,407 So weirdly, having it in your wrist helped me confirm it with a biopsy 388 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,784 instead of having to send you for exploratory surgery. 389 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,914 Literally every doctor I saw told me that pain was just a part of being a woman. 390 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,083 Yeah, well, doctors have been dismissing women's pain for centuries. 391 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,297 Something is happening with this woman's body that I don't understand, 392 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,382 and it doesn't turn me on. 393 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,928 -Diagnosis: witch. -[gasps] 394 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,055 -Burn her. -I really don't think it's that. 395 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,974 Uh, perhaps this warrants further study. 396 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,643 Hmm, interesting. 397 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,228 Burn her ass too. 398 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,146 It was a simpler time. 399 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,315 Thank you, Dr. Reid. 400 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,068 At least I don't feel insane now. 401 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,821 -Dr. Dorian. I broke Blake's brain. -Mmm? 402 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,157 He's weird sometimes. Just show him his reflection. 403 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,408 Mmm, it's worse than that. 404 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,453 Come on. Come on! 405 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,871 [sighs] 406 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,956 Hey. 407 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,960 [sighs] Babe, I'm sorry for what I did. 408 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,880 I just don't know when everything got to be so much work. 409 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,216 -Right? -You know, work is work. 410 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,425 Parenting is work. 411 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,760 And now sex is work. 412 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,013 When you tell me the one thing 413 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,183 that we used to have the most fun doing is just more work, 414 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,393 I feel sad. 415 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,772 -What? -You used the "when you, I feel" statement 416 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,856 from therapy. 417 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,527 -You are listening. -Yeah, I'm listening. I care about us. 418 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,739 But if there's a way to get sex without listening, I'm all ears. 419 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:54,991 -Too soon. -Okay. 420 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,745 See, this is why I was waiting for the right time to talk to Blake. 421 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,123 I'm sorry. I thought you were just being a puss. 422 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,958 I'm not being a puss, Grant. 423 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,419 Every intern here is talented enough 424 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,714 to develop the skills they need to do what they're meant to do. 425 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,174 But not every intern has the will to stick it out. 426 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,218 That's where we come in. 427 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,096 It's our job to make sure they keep going. 428 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,015 -Have you seen Blake? -He's with Lillian. 429 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,225 You better come with me. She's in respiratory distress. 430 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,560 [J.D.] Come on. 431 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,356 She's Do Not Resuscitate and her son's all the way in Europe. 432 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,569 [J.D.] There's a feeling doctors all get when they know someone's about to pass. 433 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,987 It's a type of awe. 434 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,657 You're bearing witness to one of life's most sacred moments. 435 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,742 It's okay to go. 436 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,329 Steven? 437 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,998 Actually, it's, uh… 438 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,711 Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh… I'm here. 439 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,339 Oh, honey. 440 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,758 I waited. 441 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,344 I love you. 442 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,474 [sighs] 443 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,892 I love you too, Mom. 444 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,107 You think Blake's considered being an end-of-life physician? 445 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,195 [J.D.] Most doctors get into medicine to help people live. 446 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,365 But sadly, not every patient will. 447 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,910 All we can do is manage their pain, 448 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,787 their fear, 449 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,081 and the life they still have left. 450 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,249 Blake could be great at palliative care. 451 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,046 You broke him. Maybe this is how you put him back together. 452 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,508 [J.D.] Ever since Sean brought it up, 453 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,386 I've been thinking a lot about how I felt about Elliot. 454 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,637 It was time I told her. 455 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,349 That was an amazing diagnosis. You are an incredible doctor. 456 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,975 Oh, thanks, J.D. 457 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,731 I know you said that not being in a relationship is about work, 458 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,942 but I don't think it's that. 459 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:58,989 I think it's scary to think about the possibility of getting hurt again. 460 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,160 I get that more than anyone. I mean, 461 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,123 we're the only people who truly understand how painful our divorce was. 462 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,543 Yeah, I'm not sure I could take it again. 463 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,627 Yeah. 464 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,257 It's just that I think I'm finally happy again. 465 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,804 And I want that for you too. 466 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,851 [J.D.] One of the most important things we do as doctors 467 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,853 is to learn how to manage pain. 468 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,440 Still, there's always a risk. 469 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,317 And no way to avoid pain altogether. 470 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,777 Come out here. 471 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,363 -[Sean] Elliot. -Wait, what? 472 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,158 What are you doing here? And why are you flirting with Toby? 473 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,035 [muffled] I was hitting on her! What the hell, Sean? 474 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,289 ♪ You been robbing yourself for too long ♪ 475 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,958 ♪ Put the past down ♪ 476 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,170 ♪ Let it rest now ♪ 477 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,548 You know, it's just that we work together. 478 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,967 So, it's a lot to also have to go out to dinner after, 479 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,596 especially when all we're allowed to talk about are our feelings. 480 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,723 That must be difficult for you to hear. 481 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,101 It is. 482 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,855 When you don't make time for me, I feel like there might be someone else. 483 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,775 There is. My wife and four kids, man. 484 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,903 Do you see what I mean? Like, where do I fit into any of that? 485 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,237 [Turk] Enough! 486 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,531 You know, he's not even doing the workbook you assigned us. 487 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,366 Doctor.